In a world obsessed with unicorn valuations and hockey-stick growth, Antfarm Inc. is a refreshing anomaly. With just 5 employees and $400k in revenue, they represent the 99% of businesses that quietly exist without VC funding or viral moments.

"This isn't a startup waiting to scale—it's a business that already works."

The complete absence of web presence (zero traffic, no social profiles, no public pages) suggests a referral-based or word-of-mouth model. This isn't a growth-stage company—it's a lifestyle business optimized for profitability, not scale.

• Founder-led sales: John Kilian likely closes deals personally
• No marketing spend: 0 monthly visits means $0 on acquisition
• Services over product: Revenue per employee suggests consulting
• Profit-first: No funding rounds means they own their destiny