In a world obsessed with user acquisition, bumpers.fm operates in a fascinating vacuum: $3.9M in revenue with precisely zero monthly visits. This isn't a typo—it's a deliberate strategy that challenges every growth playbook you've ever read.

"The most successful B2B companies don't chase traffic—they build infrastructure that becomes invisible."

The 'Free Gradient Maker' branding on their homepage is either a brilliant Trojan horse strategy or a complete misdirection. For a company with $3.9M in revenue, 'free' suggests a freemium model where the gradient tool drives top-of-funnel awareness while enterprise contracts pay the bills. Or, more intriguingly, the gradient generator might be a public-facing demo of a much larger, proprietary technology stack that powers sports broadcasting and data visualization.

• Zero public traffic with $3.9M revenue = enterprise sales or white-label partnerships
• Three.js in the stack suggests 3D visualization capabilities beyond simple gradients
• 27-person team implies specialized roles, likely focused on integration and support
• Sports industry classification points to B2B2C model (selling to teams who serve fans)