When a company's homepage returns a 522 error, it's usually a temporary glitch. When it's been down for months—and the company has $4.3M in revenue—it's a strategic mystery. GetMumm.com isn't just a website that's timing out; it's a case study in how to disappear from the internet while still existing on paper.

"A company making millions with zero web presence isn't a business model—it's a digital black hole."

The numbers don't add up to a typical tech company. 37 employees generating $4.3M means roughly $116K per employee—efficient but not explosive. Yet with zero traffic, they're either selling directly to a handful of enterprise clients or this is a shell company. The 522 error suggests their server infrastructure is failing, yet somehow the business continues.

• Zero organic search presence despite being in tech
• No social profiles or backlinks detected
• Cloudflare protection active but origin server unreachable
• Revenue suggests B2B enterprise sales, not consumer web
• Tailwind CSS indicates modern frontend, but no content to show it