While most startups obsess over conversion funnels and viral loops, Aftermath has built an $89M business by being the call you make when your world literally falls apart. They don't sell happiness—they sell relief when tragedy strikes.

"Their SEO isn't about ranking—it's about being the only name you remember when you need them most."

The tech stack reveals something even more telling: zero detected technologies. While startups layer on analytics, chatbots, and retargeting pixels, Aftermath operates like a digital ghost. They don't need to optimize for engagement because their customers don't engage—they call. The 340 employees aren't in sales; they're in service. Bill Ciaccio (Area Manager West Coast) and his team aren't closing deals; they're closing wounds.

• Revenue per employee: ~$262K—2x higher than typical service businesses
• Direct traffic (28%) suggests brand recognition in a market where you only need them once
• Geographic concentration: Top markets are undefined (63.7%), but likely service-area restricted
• Zero marketing tech stack = zero conversion optimization = maximum trust