In an era of hyper-growth startups and viral launches, Laopan, Inc. represents the antithesis: a 5-person tech services firm that generates $400k in revenue with literally zero public web presence. This isn't a stealth startup—it's a ghost company living on a single page.

"Laopan isn't building a brand—it's building a blacklist of clients who don't need a website to find them."

The domain laopan.com redirects to a single-page experience with one headline and a contact email ([email protected]) that doesn't even match the domain. This isn't a company building for scale—it's a company that scaled without the web. The $400k revenue on 5 people suggests high-margin, project-based work, likely in custom development or consulting where the website is the least important asset.

• Zero public-facing growth strategy (0 organic traffic)
• High-value, low-volume client acquisition model
• Modern tech stack for a non-existent audience
• Revenue-per-employee of $80k suggests premium pricing