Nebia.com isn't a brand—it’s a ghost. Once a Kickstarter darling promising to revolutionize showers, it’s now a single product page on Brondell’s site, selling a $29 shower arm to a crowd of zero.

"Nebia isn't selling a product; it's selling the memory of an idea that never scaled."

The tech stack tells a story of legacy maintenance rather than innovation. While they use modern frameworks like Tailwind CSS and Bootstrap, the presence of jQuery and older libraries suggests a site frozen in time. They are tracking analytics via Google Analytics and Clarity, but with zero traffic, those dashboards are likely dark. It’s a fully instrumented ship sitting in dry dock.

• Revenue Reality: $2M revenue with 13 employees suggests high efficiency per head, but likely driven by legacy contracts or B2B sales rather than direct-to-consumer web traffic.
• The Trustpilot Problem: A 2.9/5 rating from only 2 reviews indicates either a lack of customer engagement or a history of poor sentiment that was never addressed.
• The 'Nebia Quattro' Dependency: The product description explicitly ties the shower arm to the 'Nebia by Moen Quattro,' suggesting the hardware is an accessory to a product line that may no longer be the primary focus.